I hope that, should anyone be looking at it now, you find something enjoyable in it. Having just looked at the site myself, I can categorically state that all the best bits were written by people other than myself.

Most of the funny stuff was written by Kev (see here, here and here) who has now cut his hair and got a proper job, Pete B (here, here, here), who’s moved to Surrey and so therefore might as well be dead, and Fourfoot (here, here, here), who can often be found skulking around Belmsford 

My favourite bits, if you’re interested, are this bit, which we all contributed to:

Festival Guide

as well as the bit when people who think they have a sense of humour got all cross about a Fourfoot joke.